alt-j:

when my dad’s nervous he watches the game from outside

alt-j:

when my dad’s nervous he watches the game from outside

(via zombiesahoy)


sirsmalldog:

my policy for “they’re just doing it for attention” has always been and always will be “then someone needs to pay attention to them”

(via zoethejoey)


brxkenpetal:

this-one-moment:

He just accepts it right away.

this makes me so happy and idk why

brxkenpetal:

this-one-moment:

He just accepts it right away.

this makes me so happy and idk why

(via zoethejoey)


bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

(via zoethejoey)


prguitarman:

Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.

prguitarman:

Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.

(via taintmansion)


lagos2bahia:

So many men have internalized the lie that they have uncontrollable sex drives, and no way to control their anger. They aren’t ashamed of their abusive behavior because they see it as a something natural to them and maybe even central to their masculinity. It’s scary as hell.

(via beaky-peartree)


itsjagtap:

clrama:

Paula Deen as a teacher

THIS GETS ME EVERY TIME

itsjagtap:

clrama:

Paula Deen as a teacher

THIS GETS ME EVERY TIME



yotsubanils:

the real x file: how is scully so perfect

yotsubanils:

the real x file: how is scully so perfect

(via zombiesahoy)


itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

(via zombiesahoy)


itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel!  Well, that’s embarrassing…"

itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel!  Well, that’s embarrassing…"

(via zombiesahoy)


thatsmoderatelyraven:

Steal His Look: Old Man Jenkins
Kent Wang Polo Light Blue - $265
Lip Gloss - Charlotte Tilbury - $81
Miu Miu Sunglasses - $390
Irish Walking Stick - $67.99

thatsmoderatelyraven:

Steal His Look: Old Man Jenkins

Kent Wang Polo Light Blue - $265

Lip Gloss - Charlotte Tilbury - $81

Miu Miu Sunglasses - $390

Irish Walking Stick - $67.99

(via iguanamouth)


stoleyogirl:

when you see ur squad while you out with your parentsimage

(via vegenator)


the60sbazaar:

Mick Jagger 

the60sbazaar:

Mick Jagger 

(via rachaeldowd)


rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

(via katodown)