nerdnuggets:

jelliclephantomfaces:

chandraleeschwartz:

six-months-from-never:

*sees broom*

*picks up broom*

"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"

*starts sweeping broom sadly*

"There is a castle on a cloud…"

*holds broom horizontally*

"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"

*sweeps broom angrily*

"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"

(via katodown)


invokes:

Isn’t it ironic how red, white, and blue are known to signify freedom until they’re flashing behind you

(via kim-jong-chill)



designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

(via mymindsmadness)



parks and recreation + text posts

(via justcarbonbased)


Pluto was a planet, some committee of fancy assholes disagree, I disagree back

(via contagiouslyme)




teganquinruinedmylife:

It’s America Eve and I haven’t even put my bald eagle on top of my freedom tree yet

(via the-girl-w-kaleidoscope-eyes)


(via mullingayr)


(via steak-sauce)


(via swimfan85)